THE LIFESTYLE TO WHICH I'M ACCUSTOMED

I've decided that I've chosen the wrong profession to fuel the lifestyle to which I would like to be accustomed. This was made abundantly clear to me as I was tooling through Sonoma-Williams in the Fayette Mall. I was very interested in the Italian Pork Roast Rub. Now, I could have purchased that Italian Pork Roast Rub, but that would have been the only thing I would have purchased ... for a good long while! And since eating that particular rub by the spoonful is not looked upon as being the least bit nutritious, I decided to back out of the store slowly ...