GETTIN' FELT UP

Ben's daddy has facial hair, and Erin told me that he likes to feel his daddy's facial hair. As a result, Ben likes to feel everyone's face. The day we all went TRICK OR TREATING, he was feeling my face for signs of facial hair. Here I am explaining to Ben that I don't have facial hair, and the minute I do find even the hint of some, it gets plucked ... immediately.

As you can see, I'm a hit with the UNDER 1 crowd. Ben thought I was hysterical.