WAYS TO LOOK LIKE A REAL GOOBER
I had CPR training last night. Oh yeah! If you want to really make yourself look like a giant goober, just go to a 4 hour CPR training course. Nothing does a better job!
Take, for instance, the moment I was posing as a victim and the guy next to me was flipping his victim over and stuck his big ole' butt right in my face!!!! Yeah, that was a special moment.
Or what about the time I was trying to support my victim while pretending to do the Heimlich manuever, and instead, I gropped her boob! Good times!
And, I must admit, I laughed out loud when one of the Resi-Annie's made a giant farting sound when her rescuer was giving her life breaths!
Gotta love CPR training!
Take, for instance, the moment I was posing as a victim and the guy next to me was flipping his victim over and stuck his big ole' butt right in my face!!!! Yeah, that was a special moment.
Or what about the time I was trying to support my victim while pretending to do the Heimlich manuever, and instead, I gropped her boob! Good times!
And, I must admit, I laughed out loud when one of the Resi-Annie's made a giant farting sound when her rescuer was giving her life breaths!
Gotta love CPR training!
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