PLEASE PASS THE BEN-GAY
I've sprained my chest.
Before you start mocking, you need to know that it takes a lot of work to be me. Really! The talent that exudes from these pores is just exhausting.
So, I'm sitting here wondering how one helps to heal a sprained chest.
See, I was flipping spastically in staff meeting yesterday, imitating a spastic student, and since then, the right portion of my chest has ached. Mere deduction leads me to believe I've sprained it.
It's that ... or I'm getting pneumonia.
Before you start mocking, you need to know that it takes a lot of work to be me. Really! The talent that exudes from these pores is just exhausting.
So, I'm sitting here wondering how one helps to heal a sprained chest.
See, I was flipping spastically in staff meeting yesterday, imitating a spastic student, and since then, the right portion of my chest has ached. Mere deduction leads me to believe I've sprained it.
It's that ... or I'm getting pneumonia.
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