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THINGS THAT BUG ME
- The hairdo's on LOST. I don't watch the show, but on every ad I see on tv and magazines, their hair never changes. They're stranded on an island, right? Shouldn't their hair be longer???? And greasier??? And stringier???? Something's not right with that picture.
- Grocery store aisle hogs. Please stop stopping in the middle of every aisle!!!! Some of us want to get in, get out, so no one gets hurt.
- Commentators for Olympic ice skating. Are we all that dumb? "Uh-oh, Bob, Ulla just stumbled; that'll cost her 0.348298323 of a point!" Honestly, if they've gotten to the Olympics, we figure that stumbles are no-no's and will cost them something. Give us some credit here!
- People who chew tobacco and then spit it in a clear, plastic bottle on a plane. It's a bad habit, and I do recognize it's an addiction. Honestly, though, no one wants to watch you spit nasty ick into a clear bottle when they have no way of escape!
- Whiny butt athletes. Come on. Do you not remember the POOR SPORT lectures in gym class? Get a grip.
- Hypocritical police officers ... you know the ones. They nail you for speeding, treat you like you've just committed mass murder, then, in their own civilian cars, drive 75 miles an hour down a street posted at 25, never using one turn signal.
- Katie Couric ... this woman just makes my skin crawl. She thinks she's being sweet, America's Girl Next Door, but her comments are really just biting and mean.
- Crickets in the basement during a Michigan fall. Things that bug me even more than that? Finding all their dead bodies in the basement during a Michigan winter.
- Speaking of Michigan winters ... MICHIGAN WINTERS! Brrrrr!
- People that REFUSE to cover their mouths when they sneeze. No one wants to walk into your germy fog of snotty water droplets. Yuck!
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