WARNING LABEL
I have decided that I should come with a warning label. It would read something like this:
WARNING: This individual spends too much time analyzing EVERYTHING. Will read too much into anything told to her. Has tendency to self-implode when senses are on overload. Heart is VERY fragile -- HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE. Will care too deeply for a myriad of people and issues.
Warning labels were created out of necessity, after all. Too many people suing the pants off of too many other people ... all because someone was just too stupid to know better. So, to cover the collective legally vulnerable butt, the warning label was born.
The more I think about this, the better I think the idea is! In fact, I think my warning label should work much like a chamelion's skin works or, say, a mood ring. This way, there is never any question in anyone's mind about what I'm feeling or dealing with ... all one needs to do is look at my label blazing on my forehead!
WARNING: Contents under extreme pressure. Keep away from open flame. Do not expose to sudden temperature changes.
Or what about ... WARNING: Due to certain atmospheric, physiological, psychological (other -cologicals) changes to system, this individual is not approaching life any where close to center. Handle with EXTREME caution. Don't get too close -- establishment can not be held reponsible for what could be done to you.
Quite possibly ...
WARNING: Due to unforseen issues, this individual just will not be dealing with you at all today. Please come back another day, when said individual has found her patience.
Or if that one doesn't work, what about ...
WARNING: Dazed and confused. Can not be held responsible for any decisions made in current fugue.
The possibilities are endless, don't you see? Yes! I do believe I should come with a warning label!
WARNING: This individual spends too much time analyzing EVERYTHING. Will read too much into anything told to her. Has tendency to self-implode when senses are on overload. Heart is VERY fragile -- HANDLE WITH EXTREME CARE. Will care too deeply for a myriad of people and issues.
Warning labels were created out of necessity, after all. Too many people suing the pants off of too many other people ... all because someone was just too stupid to know better. So, to cover the collective legally vulnerable butt, the warning label was born.
The more I think about this, the better I think the idea is! In fact, I think my warning label should work much like a chamelion's skin works or, say, a mood ring. This way, there is never any question in anyone's mind about what I'm feeling or dealing with ... all one needs to do is look at my label blazing on my forehead!
WARNING: Contents under extreme pressure. Keep away from open flame. Do not expose to sudden temperature changes.
Or what about ... WARNING: Due to certain atmospheric, physiological, psychological (other -cologicals) changes to system, this individual is not approaching life any where close to center. Handle with EXTREME caution. Don't get too close -- establishment can not be held reponsible for what could be done to you.
Quite possibly ...
WARNING: Due to unforseen issues, this individual just will not be dealing with you at all today. Please come back another day, when said individual has found her patience.
Or if that one doesn't work, what about ...
WARNING: Dazed and confused. Can not be held responsible for any decisions made in current fugue.
The possibilities are endless, don't you see? Yes! I do believe I should come with a warning label!
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