DESPERATE IS ...
A conversation with my good buddy Carrie about dating ...
Me: I just don't want to come off as this whiny, desperate woman. [said in a whiny, voice, by the way]
Carrie: Megan! Desperate is shopping at a trailer park! Desperate is putting a flyer up at grocery store!
Me: Desperate is writing your OWN number on bathroom stalls.
Carrie: That's right! Desperate is writing your own phone number on the butt of your sweat pants' ...
Me: Right under the words ANGEL or BABY GIRL?
Carrie: That's right!
Me: You realize we're making our own version of a Yoplait Yogurt commercial?
Carrie: Yes, I know!
Me: You realize this will be blogged about?
Carrie: Yes, I know!
Me: I just don't want to come off as this whiny, desperate woman. [said in a whiny, voice, by the way]
Carrie: Megan! Desperate is shopping at a trailer park! Desperate is putting a flyer up at grocery store!
Me: Desperate is writing your OWN number on bathroom stalls.
Carrie: That's right! Desperate is writing your own phone number on the butt of your sweat pants' ...
Me: Right under the words ANGEL or BABY GIRL?
Carrie: That's right!
Me: You realize we're making our own version of a Yoplait Yogurt commercial?
Carrie: Yes, I know!
Me: You realize this will be blogged about?
Carrie: Yes, I know!
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