TO ALL ROCKET SCIENTISTS

To all the rocket scientists I traveled behind yesterday evening (after finally leaving work at 7 p.m.), who kept flicking cigarettes out of their car windows:

Hi, ummm ... yeah. Did you not notice the 100 degree temperatures outside for the last 80 million days??????

Has the scorched earth surrounding you at EVERY FRIGGIN' TURN gone unnoticed?

Yeah, ummm ... two words for you: WILD. FIRES.

Seriously ... how come you haven't come up with a solution for World Peace? Boggles my mind ...