EMAIL CONVERSATION WITH THE FRAZZLED SISTER

Me: Hey, Ann, they have got DELL computer boxes here at school. They are the good boxes cuz they've got the handy handles. If you would like more, how many should I get?

Ann: I wish I knew. Stuff keeps multiplying.

Me: [what I wanted to say, but knew she wouldn't appreciate it in her current state] Sucks to be you ...

Moving is fun, right?