Funny Conversations I've Had Today
With my dad ...
Dad: "They might be throwing a big .... oh, what do you call it? You know? It's a dinner ... where they practice the wedding ... you know? The practice dinner."
Me: "The rehearsal dinner, Dad? Do you mean the rehearsal dinner?"
With my sister ...
Me: "Would you like these [two sports bottles] for when you workout on your elliptical machine?"
Ann: "Ha! When I'm working on my elliptical. You're funny. I might take one."
With Carrie ...
Me: "Oh man! I need to transfer some money in my account. My mortgage hasn't cleared, and I have just about enough for the mortgage."
Carrie: "Just do an online transfer."
Me: "I don't think I can. I can only look at my balances."
Few minutes later ...
Me: "Oh wait! I can do online transactions. This is slicker than snot on a door knob!"
Carrie: "Dude, no offense, but I can't believe it's taken you this long to figure that out!"
Dad: "They might be throwing a big .... oh, what do you call it? You know? It's a dinner ... where they practice the wedding ... you know? The practice dinner."
Me: "The rehearsal dinner, Dad? Do you mean the rehearsal dinner?"
With my sister ...
Me: "Would you like these [two sports bottles] for when you workout on your elliptical machine?"
Ann: "Ha! When I'm working on my elliptical. You're funny. I might take one."
With Carrie ...
Me: "Oh man! I need to transfer some money in my account. My mortgage hasn't cleared, and I have just about enough for the mortgage."
Carrie: "Just do an online transfer."
Me: "I don't think I can. I can only look at my balances."
Few minutes later ...
Me: "Oh wait! I can do online transactions. This is slicker than snot on a door knob!"
Carrie: "Dude, no offense, but I can't believe it's taken you this long to figure that out!"
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