GENE POOL

I've come to realize something in my adult life ... the males of our species are born with a jackass gene. Sadly, it seems to affect all males. For many, the rudimentary building blocks of this gene replicate in unearthly numbers creating a crisis of pandemic proportions. If we're lucky, the females in our species only encounter the effects of this gene in short spurts randomly throughout a life time. Sadder still, many of us are bombarded with the aftermath of the gene on a repeatedly consistent basis.

I have no patience nor tolerance for the aforementioned gene. Therefore, when I rule the world, I'm afraid I will be forced to outlaw men.