WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN TRYING TO IMPRESS THE CUTE GYM TEACHER
... play up the dumb blonde role.
Case in point:
I took my kids down to the gymnasium for gym, of course. Cute Gym Teacher was not there. My kids are good (most days), so they dutifully took their seats on the floor, and we waited.
Cute Gym Teacher walked in and announced louldy, "Gym has been cancelled!"
Missing the twinkle in his great-looking eyes, I niavely replied, "Seriously!?"
With a look that was a mixture of amusement and "geez-if-she-were-any-dumber-she'd-be-dead," he responded, "Ummm ... no!"
Oh yeah, I made an impression all right!
Score?
Cute Gym Teacher: 50
Dowdy First Grade Teacher: -152,000
Case in point:
I took my kids down to the gymnasium for gym, of course. Cute Gym Teacher was not there. My kids are good (most days), so they dutifully took their seats on the floor, and we waited.
Cute Gym Teacher walked in and announced louldy, "Gym has been cancelled!"
Missing the twinkle in his great-looking eyes, I niavely replied, "Seriously!?"
With a look that was a mixture of amusement and "geez-if-she-were-any-dumber-she'd-be-dead," he responded, "Ummm ... no!"
Oh yeah, I made an impression all right!
Score?
Cute Gym Teacher: 50
Dowdy First Grade Teacher: -152,000
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