THEY ARE ALL CUT FROM THE SAME CLOTH
On my drive to work this morning, I observed ten wild turkeys in a field: 3 boy turkeys and 7 girl turkeys. How could I tell them apart?
The boy turkeys were standing around, chests puffed out two sizes bigger than normal, tail feathers full and blowing in the breeze, and using every ounce of the jackass gene bestowed upon them.
The girl turkeys, however, could have cared less! They wandered in small groups eating and gossiping about the chunky girl turkey across the road ... "she's retaining water, don't you think?"
The boy turkeys were standing around, chests puffed out two sizes bigger than normal, tail feathers full and blowing in the breeze, and using every ounce of the jackass gene bestowed upon them.
The girl turkeys, however, could have cared less! They wandered in small groups eating and gossiping about the chunky girl turkey across the road ... "she's retaining water, don't you think?"
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