EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU PLEASE PASS ME THAT EXTRA SKIN?

Is it possible to get a skin graft for your tongue?

I think I may be a candidate for one.

I think it's quite possible that I've given myself third degree burns on my tongue while slupring some sugar free hot chocolate. Apparently, I was under the misguided assumption that I was racing some unknown force to see who could gulp the boiling liquid down first. That's the only reason I could come up with for why I would fill my mouth FULL of a liquid that had gone past the boiling point.

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