More text message conversations

It may seem random, but each and every one of the text messages Elly and I send to each other will, in some small way, find a cure to what ails the world.

For instance ....

Me: "Vacuums make AMAZING coat racks."

Elly: "Like as good as a treadmill?"

Me: "Well, there's more surface area on a treadmill. So not as good as a treadmill, but a close second for sure."