I got dating advice today ...
... from a fourth grader.
They are 10 years old, fourth graders are -- just in case you needed a little perspective.
Therefore, you can see where receiving dating advice from a fourth grader might be, how shall I put this delicately?
ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER HEARD!
The fourth grader told me I needed to date more men. I mean, after all, she'd "gone with" 100 since first grade.
If I could find 100 men that were actually decent .... and had a job .... and their own teeth .... and most of their own hair .... and didn't have a wheel barrow full of trouble that they drug behind them .... and had a plan ....
Well, wouldn't that be nice?