Wednesday, May 25, 2011

You need to get married

I got dating advice today ...

... from a fourth grader.

They are 10 years old, fourth graders are -- just in case you needed a little perspective.

Therefore, you can see where receiving dating advice from a fourth grader might be, how shall I put this delicately?

ONE OF THE CRAZIEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER HEARD!

The fourth grader told me I needed to date more men. I mean, after all, she'd "gone with" 100 since first grade.

Awesome!

If I could find 100 men that were actually decent .... and had a job .... and their own teeth .... and most of their own hair .... and didn't have a wheel barrow full of trouble that they drug behind them .... and had a plan ....

Well, wouldn't that be nice?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Amen!! Let's not forget minus the crazy ex-wife baggage!!

Nee-Cee

Micah said...

Ohhh, this made me laugh! Maybe you could ask her to set you up? She seems to know a big network of people, and anyone who "goes with" 100 boys in three years probably has pretty high standards.

Regina Alonso:) said...

HAHA. Oh My... Little kids are HILAIRIOUS (Did I spell that correctly??)

InnocentlyGreen said...

Kids are like that, the weirdest advices ever :) And then when you think they probably learned those from their parents...