DESPERATE IS ...

A conversation with my good buddy Carrie about dating ...

Me: I just don't want to come off as this whiny, desperate woman. [said in a whiny, voice, by the way]

Carrie: Megan! Desperate is shopping at a trailer park! Desperate is putting a flyer up at grocery store!

Me: Desperate is writing your OWN number on bathroom stalls.

Carrie: That's right! Desperate is writing your own phone number on the butt of your sweat pants' ...

Me: Right under the words ANGEL or BABY GIRL?

Carrie: That's right!

Me: You realize we're making our own version of a Yoplait Yogurt commercial?

Carrie: Yes, I know!

Me: You realize this will be blogged about?

Carrie: Yes, I know!

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