WEEKEND PLANS?
Whew!
Am I ever ready for the weekend ...
....a weekend where I will probably sit around and watch all the dust and cat hair roll around my house like tumbleweed, and I will say to myself, "Self, you ought to get up off your lazy, cellulite-filled BUTT, and do something about this filth."
At which point, I will roll over and pretend I never saw it!
What are your plans?
Am I ever ready for the weekend ...
....a weekend where I will probably sit around and watch all the dust and cat hair roll around my house like tumbleweed, and I will say to myself, "Self, you ought to get up off your lazy, cellulite-filled BUTT, and do something about this filth."
At which point, I will roll over and pretend I never saw it!
What are your plans?
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