THE EARTH HAS STOPPED SPINNING
The planets must be out of alignment.
The Earth has stopped spinning on its axis.
The sun must no longer be the center of our universe.
That is the only way I can explain away the statement I am about to make:
Ladies and gentlemen, take my temperature. Check my pulse. I think I'm dead!
The Earth has stopped spinning on its axis.
The sun must no longer be the center of our universe.
That is the only way I can explain away the statement I am about to make:
I am sick of sweets.
Ladies and gentlemen, take my temperature. Check my pulse. I think I'm dead!
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