I THINK I'M GOING TO MAKE MY MILLIONS ON EBAY
I was just down in the basement cleaning out that cat pan ... a job I hate, by the way. I have clumpable cat litter (a brilliant invention, by the way), and I've discovered something. My cat pees in clumps that could make me millions!
Million #1 ... there was a pee clump in the shape of a set of lungs that appear to be the size of a three year old human.
Million #2 ... I could have sworn I scooped out the Mona Lisa, and her smile was taunting me in a very sadistic manner.
Million #3 ... a golf ball! Yep! You read that correctly. My cat peed a pee clump in the perfect shape of a golf ball.
I figure if someone can sell celebrity belly button lint on Ebay and actually make money, Maddie the Cat's pee clumps have got to be worth something!
Million #1 ... there was a pee clump in the shape of a set of lungs that appear to be the size of a three year old human.
Million #2 ... I could have sworn I scooped out the Mona Lisa, and her smile was taunting me in a very sadistic manner.
Million #3 ... a golf ball! Yep! You read that correctly. My cat peed a pee clump in the perfect shape of a golf ball.
I figure if someone can sell celebrity belly button lint on Ebay and actually make money, Maddie the Cat's pee clumps have got to be worth something!
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