WHY THE PRINCIPAL WOULD HAVE FOUND A FIRST GRADE TEACHER IN A CORNER CRYING

Mia: (name changed) "What is your husband's name?"

Me: "I don't have one."

Mia: (dramatic gasp) "Why not? Did he die?"

Me: "No, I just haven't found one yet."

Mia: "Why not? Just go out and get one."

Me: "It's not that easy."

Mia: "Yes it is. Just walk outside and get one! You're just not doing it correctly!"