REASON #382 WHY I DISLIKE SALES ASSOCIATES AT SNOOTY STORES

What I asked my friend Deb while we were both out shopping for outfits for an upcoming wedding we're attending: "Please be brutally honest with me. Do these slacks look really bad with my fat thighs"

What the snooty clerk said: "Ewww ... I don't like them."

What I wanted to reply: "I didn't ask you!"