THEY'LL SAY (AND DO) JUST ABOUT ANYTHING
What a first grader does at Reading Circle ...
** loses his or her entire forefinger in their nose
** makes spit bubbles in his or her mouth
** chews on the loose rubber sole of his or her muddy shoe
** digs in his or her pants for a full minute (I take a don't ask, don't tell approach to this one).
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Things first graders say to badly balding celebrity guest readers/radio DJs there to read them a story for READING MONTH ...
"I really like your hair cut."
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What teacher of first graders that have just commented on badly balding celebrity guest readers' "hair cut" does ...
Tries desperately not to laugh out loud by hiding her face in her turtle neck sweater.
** loses his or her entire forefinger in their nose
** makes spit bubbles in his or her mouth
** chews on the loose rubber sole of his or her muddy shoe
** digs in his or her pants for a full minute (I take a don't ask, don't tell approach to this one).
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Things first graders say to badly balding celebrity guest readers/radio DJs there to read them a story for READING MONTH ...
"I really like your hair cut."
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What teacher of first graders that have just commented on badly balding celebrity guest readers' "hair cut" does ...
Tries desperately not to laugh out loud by hiding her face in her turtle neck sweater.
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