MY APOLOGIES TO MY MALE READERSHIP (IF THERE IS ANY) ...

What I read on a Pamprin box today ...
Ask a doctor before using if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

What I thought after I read that ...
Shoot! If you've got a prostate gland and you're taking Pamprin, you've got more wrong than just a lack of urination!