NEW WORKOUT PLAN
I've happened upon a new workout. The name is simple. It's called THE RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN WITH THE LAWN MOWER TO BEAT THE RAIN workout. I had my first session this evening.
First, you fill the teeny-tiny gas tank on the mower to over-flowing to ensure, when a spark hits it, you light up the whole stinking thing and yourself in the process. Then you fire the thing up after you've pounded on the top and cursed at it for not starting after hitting the primer pump button approximately 3 dozen times. Finally, you commence to running through your yard in a manic fashion, missing no less than a dozen spots in your lawn as you go. This work out has a higher degree of difficulty if you have a thousand underground mole tunnels that you could conceivably twist your ankle on.
I can feel the burn!
First, you fill the teeny-tiny gas tank on the mower to over-flowing to ensure, when a spark hits it, you light up the whole stinking thing and yourself in the process. Then you fire the thing up after you've pounded on the top and cursed at it for not starting after hitting the primer pump button approximately 3 dozen times. Finally, you commence to running through your yard in a manic fashion, missing no less than a dozen spots in your lawn as you go. This work out has a higher degree of difficulty if you have a thousand underground mole tunnels that you could conceivably twist your ankle on.
I can feel the burn!
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