A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A DAD AND HIS DAUGHTER
Dad: Are the hunting seasons all done in Kentucky?
Daughter: I don't know.
Dad: Why not?
Daughter: Because I don't keep up with that sort of stuff.
Dad: You need to get yourself a hunter and then you would be up on all of it.
Daughter: And where does a girl like me go to meet a hunter?
Dad: A gun shop.
Daughter: Oh yeah! Cuz I wouldn't look at all out of place at a gun shop! I can see it now: "Can I help you ma'am?" "Nope, I'm just looking." Yeah, that would work out well!
Daughter: I don't know.
Dad: Why not?
Daughter: Because I don't keep up with that sort of stuff.
Dad: You need to get yourself a hunter and then you would be up on all of it.
Daughter: And where does a girl like me go to meet a hunter?
Dad: A gun shop.
Daughter: Oh yeah! Cuz I wouldn't look at all out of place at a gun shop! I can see it now: "Can I help you ma'am?" "Nope, I'm just looking." Yeah, that would work out well!
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