OVERHEARD CONVERSATION IN AN UNDISCLOSED PARKING LOT

Me: Hey! Was that a snowflake I just felt on my head?!

Christy: No!

Me: Yes it was! Ouch! There was another one.

Christy: It wasn't a snowflake.

Me: Yes, it was. It's snowing!

Christy: Geez, Murray! You act like you're from Kentucky!