REJECT FAMILY PORTRAITS

I'm always trying to come up with new ways to make my Christmas greeting different and unique. This year I somehow decided it would be fun to do a "family" portrait in front of the Christmas tree. Maddie the Cat was less than thrilled, as you will be able to tell almost immediately from the following FAMILY PORTRAIT REJECTS.

My life is so full, right? I mean, I'm now taking portraits of myself and my cat. What, exactly, is wrong with this picture?