MISS MURRAY HAS A HICKEY!

I have a lovely little red mark and bruise where Ned the Nodule was biopsied. I've not been very self-conscious about it until just before Readifest last night (our version of meet the teacher) when one of my friends said, "Hey it just looks like you've gotten yourself a hickey."

Nice! Exactly what I want this new crop of parents to think, thank you very much!