APPLESAUCE CRACKERS

I went to Ann's new house yesterday to help her seal-coat her brick flooring as well as to do a bit of painting.

She had a box of crackers on her counter, and, being that I was sort of hungry, I grabbed a couple.

"Yum," I said, grabbing a couple more out of the box. "Those are really good crackers."

"Yeah," Ann replied. "Those applesauce crackers are really good."

Applesauce?!?, I was thinking to myself.

I took a look at the box of crackers in front of me.

"Ummm ... Ann. Those are not APPLESAUCE crackers. They're APPLAUSE crackers."

"Oh, that would explain why Mary gave me an odd look the other day."