THE BEST POST EVER
Inspiration hit me like a ton of bricks. I had the BEST idea for a blog post ... possibly the best I've ever had. It had the potential to be Earth-shattering. It had the potential to cure cancer, solve world peace AND world hunger, snag the Pulitzer Prize, and answer the age old question, "How many licks DOES it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?"
Then my browser decided to act as though I'd just asked it to conjugate 187 Spanish verbs in under 10 seconds (in its defense, I couldn't do that in under 10 years!), and it staged a coupe. By the time I stopped cursing it and actually got on ....
Well, the fantastic brillance had faded ... the thought? Lost ... in the black hole that is the left side of my brain ...
Then my browser decided to act as though I'd just asked it to conjugate 187 Spanish verbs in under 10 seconds (in its defense, I couldn't do that in under 10 years!), and it staged a coupe. By the time I stopped cursing it and actually got on ....
Well, the fantastic brillance had faded ... the thought? Lost ... in the black hole that is the left side of my brain ...
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