SIGHTS AND SOUNDS AT COFFEEHOUSE

The things you see and hear in a coffeehouse ... shoot! Let's face it. The things you see and hear in public place ... they are priceless! Today's sights and sounds did not disappoint.



SAW...

• Dude who went to the bathroom and was in there a very loooong time, and then came out with a very loooong piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. It took some manuevering to get it off (I'm not even going to speculate on what, excatly, it was that was that was stuck there), but he just walked it back to the bathroom, threw it away, and then walked out ... with out washing his hands ... the same hands that picked the offending paper off his shoe ... [insert gag reflex here].

HEAR ...

• "There's this stuff called mirshallows cream ... ever heard of it?" Hmmm ... wonder if that is a close cousin to marshmellow cream?


• "Yeah ... you need to meet the guy I'm sorta seeing ... " How does someone sort of see some one? Unless they only have vision in one eye, how does sorta dating really work? Either you're in or you're out ... seriously!