THINGS I'VE DECIDED

I've decided that if my professional life didn't require constant contact with those that frantically buzz around looking for crises at every turn, I might be better off. I've also decided that if people just took on my Skittles philosophy of life, that being "Hey ... just chill ... relax ... breathe deeply ... take a hit off the Skittles one pounder bag ...," my life would be a whole lot easier.

You want to know why I've decided these things? Because I'm starting to develop a nervous twitch from the constant flitting about of the stressed out ones that twitter about me, much like flies around the back porch light.

To quote Mr. Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh ... "OH BOTHER!"