FROM HER LIPS TO EVERY ELIGIBLE BACHELOR'S EARS
A conversation between myself and Maggie* today at Rewards ...
"Hey, Miss M, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No, Maggie, I don't."
With a look of utter devastation, "Oh Miss M. I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry!"
"Thanks, Maggie."
It was then that Maggie puts her hands on her hips, and with every ounce of motherly consternation she could muster she said, "You are much too pretty to be without a boyfriend!"
Okay, gentlemen! You heard the girl! I'm much too pretty to be single ... so get with the program and ask me out.
*Name has been changed to protect the innocent.
"Hey, Miss M, do you have a boyfriend?"
"No, Maggie, I don't."
With a look of utter devastation, "Oh Miss M. I'm sooooooooooooooo sorry!"
"Thanks, Maggie."
It was then that Maggie puts her hands on her hips, and with every ounce of motherly consternation she could muster she said, "You are much too pretty to be without a boyfriend!"
Okay, gentlemen! You heard the girl! I'm much too pretty to be single ... so get with the program and ask me out.
*Name has been changed to protect the innocent.
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