WHAT THE HECK IS A 1099-MISC FORM?
If you hear of a 30-something female that has either:
A) thrown herself in front of a Jim Beam truck (there's a distillery just down the road)
OR
B) been carted off to jail because she screwed up royally,
please be forwarned that the 30-something female in question is me! I am doing my taxes for the first time in my life ... all .... by ... myself.
So far, I've managed to log three phone calls in a 5-minute span to my sister (whose response was, "you call me one more time, and I will refuse to answer it! Do these taxes on your own! You are a big girl!") and two phone calls in a 15-minute span to my father (whose response was, "When I get home, I'm planning on doing some yard work, so I will be unavailable for anymore of these tax questions for a while" but what he was really thinking was "I really hope she finds an accountant to marry!").
A) thrown herself in front of a Jim Beam truck (there's a distillery just down the road)
OR
B) been carted off to jail because she screwed up royally,
please be forwarned that the 30-something female in question is me! I am doing my taxes for the first time in my life ... all .... by ... myself.
So far, I've managed to log three phone calls in a 5-minute span to my sister (whose response was, "you call me one more time, and I will refuse to answer it! Do these taxes on your own! You are a big girl!") and two phone calls in a 15-minute span to my father (whose response was, "When I get home, I'm planning on doing some yard work, so I will be unavailable for anymore of these tax questions for a while" but what he was really thinking was "I really hope she finds an accountant to marry!").
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