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An open letter to the produce managers of America:

I am not completely sure who you are trying to kid here, folks, but you are going to have to get a bit more creative than your current tricks. Did it not occur to you that I wouldn't look ALL the way AROUND the apple? Putting the bruised side down isn't going to trick me into buying that pathetic little excuse for an apple (or in this particular case, a whole bin full of pathetic excuses for apples). If you are going to charge me $1.49 per lb., you better believe I'm going to inspect the crap out of the thing!

Come on, now. I wasn't born yesterday (as my sister so kindly reminds me every chance she gets)!

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