SALTINES, POPSICLES, ENGLISH MUFFINS, AND TEA

I fear that I will now and forevermore only subsist on saltines, Popsicles, English muffins, and Plantation Mint tea (Bigelow Teas ... gotta love them!).

The Rotor-Rooter Virus has passed. However, when I try to put anything in my stomach past the above-mentioned items, I'm reduced to the world's WORST case of acid reflux imaginable, followed by these lovely cramps that would double over Godzilla.

I guess this will help the waistline, but I worry about all the lovely veggies I purchased just prior to the Storm that is the Rotor-Rooter Virus ...