MY OWN PERSONAL MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL

I talked to one of my best friends in all the world, Thomas, the other night. We were having a conversation about dating, flirting, the single life, and he made some comment about the beautiful people of the world.

I replied, "Well, hopefully, I fall into the SORT OF CUTE category."

"What! Are you kidding me? You're hot!"

I tell you what, if I hadn't watched him pick his nose all the way through elementary school, I think I'd consider marrying him!