NO LUCK GROWING BOYFRIENDS

My friend Cindy gave me a "GROW YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND" for Valentines Day. All one has to do is add water ... 72 hours later, the boyfriend will have grown 600%! Seems simple, right? Seems convenient, too, based on the packaging that advertises "No mess, no smell, no talking back!"

Story of my life ... my boyfriend? Still laying in the bottom of the bowl of water, not growing an inch.

The many, many, many ironies in this whole situation are too many to even begin to recount or analyze in this post.

Comments

Anonymous said…
You are stinking halarious! Don't worry. Boyfriends will grow! I just happen to love the irony though. :)

Erin
Anonymous said…
LOL....well I don't know that growing them in the bowl of water is the best way to plant them. =)
~Shanny

If you ask my husband you need to add beer, sports, to the mixture somehow, along with maybe porn.
Elly Gilbert said…
Yep, add beer. See if that doesn't help.

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