NO LUCK GROWING BOYFRIENDS
My friend Cindy gave me a "GROW YOUR OWN BOYFRIEND" for Valentines Day. All one has to do is add water ... 72 hours later, the boyfriend will have grown 600%! Seems simple, right? Seems convenient, too, based on the packaging that advertises "No mess, no smell, no talking back!"
Story of my life ... my boyfriend? Still laying in the bottom of the bowl of water, not growing an inch.
The many, many, many ironies in this whole situation are too many to even begin to recount or analyze in this post.
Story of my life ... my boyfriend? Still laying in the bottom of the bowl of water, not growing an inch.
The many, many, many ironies in this whole situation are too many to even begin to recount or analyze in this post.
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Erin
~Shanny
If you ask my husband you need to add beer, sports, to the mixture somehow, along with maybe porn.