Thursday, February 12, 2009

NUMBER OF ITEMS I'VE LOST DUE TO WIND

Number of yard flags I've lost due to crazy Kentucky wind in the last three years? THREE!
Number of door mats I've lost due to crazy Kentucky wind in the last three years? ONE!
Number of aforementioned items I will continue to put out only to be carried away to the Eastern Sea Board? ZERO!

2 comments:

Elly Gilbert said...

To prevent losing the flags, clip it to the hanger with one of those big black paper clips. As for me, keeping the flag isn't so much the problem as remembering to change it...it is Fourth of July all year long.

Anonymous said...

Your haircut is very cute!!!! Oh....and to heck with decorations/flags....Do what I do.....let the neighborhood hoodlums write "HOE" on the side of your house and call it a flag/decorations!!!!

~2-E