NUMBER OF ITEMS I'VE LOST DUE TO WIND
Number of yard flags I've lost due to crazy Kentucky wind in the last three years? THREE!
Number of door mats I've lost due to crazy Kentucky wind in the last three years? ONE!
Number of aforementioned items I will continue to put out only to be carried away to the Eastern Sea Board? ZERO!
Number of door mats I've lost due to crazy Kentucky wind in the last three years? ONE!
Number of aforementioned items I will continue to put out only to be carried away to the Eastern Sea Board? ZERO!
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