BURNING VALENTINES

As you know, I got a new hair cut last night. I came into school today, went to the gym to pick up my kids, and was greeted by Sierra*, who scowls at my head and says, "You get a new hair cut?"

"Yep!" I reply.

"Huh, that's what I thought," she comments, scowling some more. "That would explain why it's so .... " waving her hands around in the air ... "Thin on top!"

Is it okay if I burn her valentine???

*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.