FELINE TENDENCIES

Were you aware that if a cat gets wider ... okay, let's call it what it is ... if a cat gains weight. Okay, there! I said it. Were you aware that if a cat gains weight, its whiskers will grow longer. They use their whiskers as a litmus test of sorts, to make sure they don't get themselves wedged into tight locations.

I think I might be part cat.

I've gained more weight, and I'm pretty sure it's because my hips are acting as my guide wires ... just so I don't wedge myself in tight locations!

A girl has to be careful about such things, you know.