THE EARTH'S AXIS AND OTHER WORLDLY THINGS
A conversation I had with my Illinois friend, Nicole, who was recently married ...
Nicole: Hey, it sounds like Amy and Sal are looking at rings. Isn't that exciting?
Me: Oh yay for them! I'm so happy for her.
Nicole: Yeah, me too. Sounds like there could be another wedding in the future. This time, you and I can travel to the wedding.
Me: Sounds like fun ... yeah, and just so you know, don't be holdin' your breath for me to start looking for rings. I'm pretty sure the world will stop spinning on its axis if rings ever become an issue here.
Nicole: You are so silly.
Me: You think I'm joking? It seriously will spin right off of its axis. I'm relatively sure!
Nicole: Hey, it sounds like Amy and Sal are looking at rings. Isn't that exciting?
Me: Oh yay for them! I'm so happy for her.
Nicole: Yeah, me too. Sounds like there could be another wedding in the future. This time, you and I can travel to the wedding.
Me: Sounds like fun ... yeah, and just so you know, don't be holdin' your breath for me to start looking for rings. I'm pretty sure the world will stop spinning on its axis if rings ever become an issue here.
Nicole: You are so silly.
Me: You think I'm joking? It seriously will spin right off of its axis. I'm relatively sure!
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