Highlights of the evening? Besides my ringing ears?
- Witnessing my boss make farting sounds into the microphone, then laughing hysterically at himself for the ingenuity of the idea in the first place.
- Being a party to Christy's pole dance on the door jam of the front office ... was it AC/DC playing in the background?
- Hearing old school hard rock and playing my air guitar to the horror of my former students witnessing said display.
- Girl drama, almost perfectly timed at 7:45 p.m. ... exactly 45 minutes into the dance and right about the time everyone has had their first saturation of sugary drinks.
- Seeing them all leave at 9ish p.m.