CHANGING MY NAME AND GOING INTO WITNESS PROTECTION

I hated my name today. Absolutely hated it. Hearing it said over and over and over and over and over again ... well, it had the same effect on me as, say, finger nails on the chalkboard.

I think I'm changing my name ... just for the weekend ... just until the whining stops ... and the bickering ... and the whining, have I mentioned the whining?