THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO "HUH?"

Here's something you don't hear every morning at 6:15 in a local gas station as you head through the doors to your car ... UNLESS you live where I live:

<said by man with slow drawl and cowboy hat perched on head> "Excuse me, ma'am, I'm looking for Jim Beam?"

What I wanted to say, but didn't: "Just follow the scent of the sour mash, buddy!"