CONVERSATION IN THE CAR ON THE WAY HOME FROM DANVILLE, KY

Dad: "Hmmm ... Carpentar's Christian Church. Wonder if they have a Mason's, Plumber's, and Electrician's Christian Church. You suppose?"

Mom: "DAVID! Jesus was a carpentar! Good heavens!"

Dad: "Oh, that's right -- I forgot."

Me: Giggling uncontrollably while trying to keep my truck on the road!