HISSY-FIT

I had me a big, ole hissy-fit this morning, because I could find nothing to fit my flabby butt! Oh it got ugly! So ugly, I rolled into school at 7:30 a.m. ... I think that's when I'm supposed to report to school, but it was late for me!

I am going to conquer the gym. I am going to defeat it, in fact. The gym will be mine! I will not be defeated. I will be fit. I will get rid of flab. I will overcome this severe HATE I have for all parts flabby!

I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR!

Comments

Elly Gilbert said…
Could this be PMS?
Anonymous said…
Dang, I heard that roar this morning...It even scared my dog!! Ha
NeeCee
Megan said…
Actually, Elly, the carny has come and gone already. I'm just seriously POed at myself for allowing myself to get this out of control.

Denise, I'm not surprised that you heard me roar! I was mad this morning!!! :)
Carrie Ann said…
I was roaring this morning too...dude I keep trying to hit the mental bong but it's just not working for me.
Megan said…
Carrie ... I do believe there is such a thing is a Post-PMS syndrome! Dude! I soooo had it today. There were times I got seriously close to drop-kicking my Zen out of the friggin' window!

I managed to keep it intact.

I need to just attach the mental bong to my ... well, whatever you attach it to!

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