IF WISHES WERE HORSES THEN BEGGARS WOULD BE RIDING THEM!
* I wish that vegetables tasted like cotton candy.
* I wish that folks who DON'T volunteer for a task, keep their nasty comments and "helpful" advice to themselves. They are quick to critique but slow to accept responsibility. Back off.
* I wish it was 72 degrees 365 days a year.
* I wish I looked hot in a bikini.
* I wish there actually was such a thing as a dinner fairy ... or a cleaning fairy ... or Santa Claus for that matter.
* I wish finding Mr. Right meant just snapping my fingers or using my specially selected magic wand from Mr. Ollivander himself.
* I wish I could jump tall buildings in a single bound.
But as my father always said, "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride."
* I wish that folks who DON'T volunteer for a task, keep their nasty comments and "helpful" advice to themselves. They are quick to critique but slow to accept responsibility. Back off.
* I wish it was 72 degrees 365 days a year.
* I wish I looked hot in a bikini.
* I wish there actually was such a thing as a dinner fairy ... or a cleaning fairy ... or Santa Claus for that matter.
* I wish finding Mr. Right meant just snapping my fingers or using my specially selected magic wand from Mr. Ollivander himself.
* I wish I could jump tall buildings in a single bound.
But as my father always said, "if wishes were horses then beggars would ride."
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