LIVING A CAT'S LIFE

I wish I had my cat's life.

• Play in your own food, toss it all over the place, and someone STILL comes by and picks it all up for you.
• You get brushed semi-consistently, and even though you fight like crazy to stop the whole process, you still purr contentedly when it's all over with, shiny and pretty.
• The biggest worry in your day is whether you'll watch the birds first and then nap or nap and then watch the birds.
• The other biggest worry in your day (and this happens only in a blue moon) is whether the Human will drag out the vacuum cleaner. That thing is of the devil!
• Someone else cleans your bathroom for you.
• Someone else makes sure your food and water is out.
• Basically, you don't have to lift a paw, and you can strut around and be ungrateful if you want, and the Human will still shower you with love.

Yep ... that seems like the life to me.